Hm. Hello there. My name is Zexion - Number VI in Organization XIII. I am the wielder of the Book of Retribution and I am a master of illusions.
Failing all else, I'm sure my pet would love to have a little snack.
Through assorted time shenanigans, Zexion has found himself 'existing' in the same timeline his Somebody does. What this means is anyone's guess, but it does make for the most interesting of puzzles.
(Independent Zexion rp blog)